Bow ties are cool.




Ellen. 20. Canada. Patronus is fox. District 12.
I reblog a lot of random stuff. A lot of Harry Potter too. And Doctor Who. And Hunger Games. And Supernatural. Pretty much every other fandom.

The truth is that life is delicious, horrible, charming, frightful, sweet, bitter, and that is everything.

sadxgh0st:

beahbeah:

foxtrotsky:

What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.

   

Correct


❝The fact is, like it or not, you still live a world where gender matters. Where gender controls not just the entire course of your life – but the lives of women all over the world. Every second, a child will be born female in a country where she will persecuted for this random biological occurrence for the rest of her life. So before you hold up your anti-Feminist placard proudly and smile at your own sense of empowerment, think not what Feminism can do for you, but what it can do for that one girl. She needs someone to stand up for her. That someone could be you.❞

imsosickofjustinbieber:

You’re a fan of Justin Bieber? Name three of his criminal offenses

(Source: donyallelove)


ladyhistory:

The captioned adventures of George Washington continue.


mell0wfell0w:

just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I’m going to turn your daughter gay…

unless she’s hot


devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: losingsodas)


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink)


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink)


fuckyeahrianandzack:

neli13:

why is no one talking about these photos, I really feel like we should be

We don’t know what to say

(Source: viciouslttlworld)



phandomlife-ironically:


beeyoncevevo:

staticsosa:


I done fucked up 

are we not gonna talk about the dog that pops out of nowhere with extreme concern on his face

I literally laughed for a solid half hour

phandomlife-ironically:

beeyoncevevo:

staticsosa:

I done fucked up 

are we not gonna talk about the dog that pops out of nowhere with extreme concern on his face

I literally laughed for a solid half hour

(Source: 4gifs)



so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

image

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is


thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze)


mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

(Source: kidt82)